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I’m sick of living through history!

I’m sick of living through history!

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"Same here! Can we just skip to the part where we win a lifetime supply of vacation days? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ“œ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged frustration, history, humor, living, satire, sick, through on Jun 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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