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Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

Trending via X:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Making waves on Twitch:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Just landed via X:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Just landed via Threads:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Trending via Telegram:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Just landed via X:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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67 shares on Facebook this month:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Please hesitate to reach out.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Trending via Threads:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Going viral on Twitch:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Trending via Reddit:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Just landed via Twitch:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Just landed via WeChat:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Going bananas on Threads:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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