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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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31 shares on Twitch this month:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

95 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Trending via Facebook:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Live now on Telegram:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Trending via YouTube:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Making waves on Discord:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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