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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.