Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.