Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.