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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.