In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.