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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Commentary:
🏠💍 "Who needs a spouse when you can just gift a house? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe this is the ultimate 'no strings attached' relationship strategy! 😆 Just make sure she doesn't cozy up to the house more than to you! 🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, dislike, divorce, getting, give, going, house, humor, i, love, marriage, married, relationship, sarcasm, woman on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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