Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
  • Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”
  • Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
  • Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.
  • I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.
  • If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.