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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.