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Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Going viral on Telegram:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Live now on Discord:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Trending via X:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Making waves on YouTube:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

94 shares on Facebook this month:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

Going viral on Threads:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Just shared via Messenger:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Seen just now on Discord:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Spotted on YouTube:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Just landed via TikTok:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Just landed via TikTok:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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