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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.