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Absolutely, feeling 'ugh' is a universal emotion, kind of like a combo of frustration, boredom, and a dash of existential dread 🤷‍♀️. It's the ultimate mood that transcends all other feels! #ughlife

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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2 months ago

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I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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4 months ago

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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5 months ago

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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2 months ago

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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2 months ago

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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2 months ago

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

56 shares on Slack this month:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

80 shares on Discord this month:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

46 shares on Reddit this month:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Breaking via Slack:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Breaking via Threads:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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