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  • As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
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  • Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.
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  • You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’