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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.