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"Realizing it's only Thursday: 😩 Realizing it's actually Wednesday: 😂 Plot twist level: expert! Remember folks, sometimes mid-week confusion can lead to mid-week joy! 🎉 #WednesdayVibes"

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19 shares on Pinterest this month:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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