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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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4 months ago

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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2 months ago

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Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I had too much to think last night.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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