It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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“Fore! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ Who needs skill when you’ve got an abundance of balls? Just remember to aim for the fairway, not the water hazard! 😅🏌️‍♂️ #GolfingProblems”

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