It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.