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60 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

46 shares on X this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

59 shares on TikTok this month:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

34 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Keep the laugh going 😂

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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