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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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