It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

12 shares on Discord this month:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

91 shares on Facebook this month:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.