It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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Living la vida taco!

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.