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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.