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Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Trending via Instagram:

How is it still this week?

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Just shared via Twitch:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

6 days ago

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Playful joke about Boxing Day, featuring witty words suggesting eating boxes instead of boxing.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

1 week ago

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

1 week ago

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

2 weeks ago

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

3 weeks ago

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

1 week ago

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

3 weeks ago

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23 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

34 shares on Slack this month:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Trending via Telegram:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Just shared via Facebook:

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Just landed via X:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Spotted on Instagram:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Going bananas on Threads:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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