It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing e… Commentary:"Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice. I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother. I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.