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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing e…

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing e…

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"Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, elbow, enemy, funny advice, good, humor, idea, morning, morning routine, punching, routine, self-defense, start, throwing, throwing elbow, waking, waking up on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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