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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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"Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"



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