It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?