It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!