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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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I had too much to think last night.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

4 weeks ago

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Is it time for an excavation or am I just digging myself into a philosophical hole? 🕳️🔍😂

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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2 months ago

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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2 months ago

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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2 months ago

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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3 months ago

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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2 months ago

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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2 months ago

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53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

47 shares on Discord this month:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

14 shares on Threads this month:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Trending via TikTok:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Spotted on Instagram:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Live now on YouTube:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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