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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.