It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.