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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.