I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience. Commentary:"Looks like patience weighs more than we thought! 🤣 Maybe try a 'lose your patience' diet next time, it seems more effective! 🍩🕰️ #DietFail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option? I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it. Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.
