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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Just landed via TikTok:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Live now on TikTok:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Going viral on X:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Making waves on TikTok:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Making waves on TikTok:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Making waves on Twitch:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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52 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

69 shares on X this month:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Just landed via Threads:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Just shared via WeChat:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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