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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Commentary:
"Wow, your midlife crises are like vintage wine – aged to perfection! 🍷 Cheers to experience and maturity, with a side of existential dread. 😅 #LifeGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, crisis, humor, joke, life, life stages, midlife, midlife crisis, older, remark, stages, witty, witty remark on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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