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  • Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.
  • There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.
  • Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.
  • Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.
  • Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
  • I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.