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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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"Oh, so that's the secret to a peaceful night's sleep! 💤 Who needs lullabies when you have tranquilizers, right? 😂 Parenting level: expert tranquilizer-wrangler. 🌙 #ParentingHacks"



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