Someone from has bookmarked:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Someone from has shared:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from has downloaded:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Someone from has viewed:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from has viewed:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Someone from has downloaded:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Someone from has bookmarked:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.