I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.