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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.