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  • I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.
  • You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.
  • Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.
  • Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.
  • I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.
  • Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.