Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for… Commentary:"Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus. The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly. Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning? He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.