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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for…

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for…

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"Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged died, humor, irony, Jesus, morality, nothing, philosophy, religion, sacrifice, sin, sins on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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