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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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