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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Men make it so easy to hate them.

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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