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  • Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
  • They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.
  • If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.
  • There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
  • Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
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