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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.