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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Trending via Twitch:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Live now on Telegram:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Going viral on Discord:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Just landed via Telegram:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Going viral on Slack:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Freshly posted on Discord:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Trending via Threads:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Just shared via Threads:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Just shared via Instagram:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

4 weeks ago

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

2 months ago

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

2 months ago

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

2 months ago

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

2 months ago

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

2 months ago

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73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

27 shares on WeChat this month:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Have you tried complaining about it?

40 shares on Twitch this month:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Spotted on X:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Spotted on Twitch:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Trending via Reddit:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Seen just now on Slack:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Just landed via Messenger:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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