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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didnโ€™t.

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Iโ€™m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Parent hack: Shut your childโ€™s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Iโ€™m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now Iโ€™m tired but faster.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and thatโ€™s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then Iโ€™d finally see the top of our familyโ€™s weekly laundry pile.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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Please donโ€™t send me mixed signals, I donโ€™t even understand the clear ones.

Breaking via Twitch:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

22 shares on X this month:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. Thatโ€™s the toddler injury.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: โ€œBuilt in Antennaโ€. I donโ€™t even know where that is.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes donโ€™t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

27 shares on Discord this month:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

61 shares on Twitch this month:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Iโ€™m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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Donโ€™t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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If at first you donโ€™t succeed, thatโ€™s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Twitter hits different, cause itโ€™s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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Coffee doesnโ€™t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Panda bears are proof that itโ€™s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as youโ€™re super adorable.

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ด has downloaded:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

I love men with a provider fetish.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has bookmarked:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like sheโ€™s in HR or something.

Just shared via Discord:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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What a lot of people donโ€™t understand about mountain climbing is that donโ€™t do that.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your teamโ€™s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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