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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.