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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didnโ€™t.

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Iโ€™m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Parent hack: Shut your childโ€™s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Iโ€™m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now Iโ€™m tired but faster.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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