Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed. 3 hours ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoops! Accidentally rolling into singledom like… 🤷♂️💔 Gravity may bring you down, but at least it gives you a good excuse for falling out of love with your bedmate! 😂 #SingleLifeStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.
