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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.