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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has downloaded:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

The lion canโ€™t keep living like this.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has downloaded:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. Iโ€™m after you now.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Just landed via YouTube:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Trending via WeChat:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Spotted on Threads:

Iโ€™m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Making waves on X:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Making waves on Messenger:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Just shared via Telegram:

Do men know they donโ€™t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Just landed via Twitch:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Witty quote about kindness as a humorous form of flattery, playful and clever in tone.
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51 shares on TikTok this month:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

If you ever need me, Iโ€™m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their โ€œcustomer.โ€ Iโ€™m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

The secret to a good marriage is that itโ€™s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

60 shares on X this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later havenโ€™t been making enough effort eating.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Therapy isnโ€™t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger theyโ€™re in.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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I didnโ€™t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ has downloaded:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but youโ€™re good at not murdering people?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has viewed:

โ€œIโ€™m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช has downloaded:

Canโ€™t. Iโ€™m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has downloaded:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

Iโ€™m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has downloaded:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Live now on Reddit:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I donโ€™t know where to put it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Just landed via TikTok:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Just shared via Discord:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Just landed via TikTok:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Trending via Instagram:

No, sorry, next week wonโ€™t work. Iโ€™ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I donโ€™t โ€œmake friendsโ€. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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