Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay. Posted on20 hours ago20 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLast Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic. My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that. Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.
