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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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54 shares on TikTok this month:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

47 shares on WeChat this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

81 shares on X this month:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Live now on Threads:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Spotted on TikTok:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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