Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day,… Commentary:Looks like someone went from spreading holiday cheer to spreading rumors! 🎅🏼🎶 Sending heartfelt gifts to detention centers… talk about a plot twist! 🎁😅 #HolidayDrama Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent. I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.