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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.