Lately I have the attention span of wait what? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLately I have the attention span of wait what? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon. Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention. Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.