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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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