Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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I miss you (the money I spent).