Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:True adventure is just going to the grocery store and returning without losing a sock! π§¦ππ‘ Related Funny Quotes π€ βIβm not afraid to admit when Iβm wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.β Hi, Iβm a social media user, you might know me from such hits as βIβm leaving this stupid placeβ and βIβm back everybody.β Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely. Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family. Iβm convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.