Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess those who use military time are already clocked in for service! ⏰👩✈️📞 Related funny posts 😂 My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means. I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow. Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please. I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama. My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.