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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Guess those who use military time are already clocked in for service! โฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž

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