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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.