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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Going viral on Instagram:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Going viral on Instagram:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Just landed via Threads:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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When your white tee gets its first stain, it qualifies for catastrophic insurance 😂👕💔

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Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

2 months ago

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

2 months ago

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

3 months ago

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

63 shares on Telegram this month:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

49 shares on Discord this month:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

55 shares on Threads this month:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Making waves on Instagram:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Live now on WeChat:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Just landed via Reddit:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Making waves on X:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Breaking via Messenger:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Shared recently on Instagram:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Trending via Reddit:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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