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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.