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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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Just landed via Twitch:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Trending via Threads:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Breaking via Messenger:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Reported on TikTok:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Just landed via TikTok:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

6 months ago

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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"Love is indeed a free-spirited bird 🦅, fluttering into our lives with a flapping of wings and a chirp of joy. But just as we start to build a cozy nest, it spreads its wings and says, 'Caw ya later!' 🕊️💔 Fly on, love bird, fly on… Who needs a nest anyway when you can soar through the skies of singledom! 🌦️✨"

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Going viral on YouTube:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Just shared via Reddit:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Breaking via Instagram:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Reported on Instagram:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Trending via Facebook:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Making waves on YouTube:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Spotted on YouTube:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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