Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting! 🛋️🥃😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon! I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked. Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.