Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Commentary:
“Looks like Miss Piggy’s love life is stuck in a bit of a pigsty 🐷💔 Kermitment issues aside, let’s hope she finds someone worthy of her bacon! 🥓💕 #SingleSwineSeekingLove”

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