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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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