Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like Miss Piggy's love life is stuck in a bit of a pigsty π·π Kermitment issues aside, let's hope she finds someone worthy of her bacon! π₯π #SingleSwineSeekingLove" Related Funny Posts π€ You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid. There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face. I love when I get an email from a brand saying βwe miss you!β with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, letβs be competitive here.