Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.