Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.