Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMaybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me. In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.
