Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage? Commentary:"Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦♂️ #OfficeLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation. Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting. Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work. Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive. Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.