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Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.