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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.