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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,488

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Jan 5, 2026

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Live now on X:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Live now on YouTube:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Shared recently on Slack:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Spotted on Twitch:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Going viral on Threads:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

56 shares on Slack this month:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Going viral on X:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Breaking via Snapchat:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Shared recently on Discord:

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

Spotted on Instagram:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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