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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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I disagree with my politics.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

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When you read a text in their voice and suddenly it's comedy gold 😂🎤

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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